NpcMechanic SMP

Times have changed. The cats stopped loafing. They just woke up one morning, stared off into nowhere, and simply said "nah." Their privilege of loaf is being denied them, the whiskery empire undone. What will come next? Physics. Buckets of it. Things fall these days. Things bounce. That tree? It just flat crushed your shack. The villagers are yelling and you feel as if gravity is brewing something malicious.

Meanwhile, down at blocky hell, the Nether opened like a hot piñata and MO NEATHER spilled out. It's NetherEx, baby. Biomes? Warped. Mobs? Crueler. You? Probably lost. Don't look back.

In the overworld, horses gained intelligence. You were saddling one and it was whispering secrets about saddle lore and the true shape of the End. You now possess horse knowlege on you. No turning back.

Fishing? Ah, that ain't safe to do that anymore neither. Aquaculture 2 turned lakes into loot boxes. You caught a boot. You caught a jellyfish. You caught an existential crisis in kelp. Congratulations, champ.

And lastly—REI. Not JEI. The history of JEI. She broke up. Took the kids. REI's here now with hot new UIs and no tolerance for building confusion. Will you master it? No. Will you click wildly until it all seems fine? Of course.

The mod pack's been updated. You've been updated. Update now or you'll be marooned in a world where cats still loaf and gravity still sleeps.