Description
Burmaldaholic
Mine. Bet. Regret nothing. 🎰
A full casino game mode for your survival world: real-rules tables, roaring slot machines and neon-lit casinos in all three dimensions. Strictly play money, all the fun.
Tonight, the house is open
You've been mining all day, and your pockets are heavy with emeralds. Then, across the dark plains, you see it: a neon CASINO marquee blazing under a dome. Inside, the air hums. Behind the felt, a dealer slides cards out of a six-deck shoe. Over at the roulette wheel, the ball rattles and bounces off the frets before it drops into a pocket. Somebody yells. A row of slot cabinets glows along the gallery, and the reels on yours slow down… one wild… two… the third one clicks into place.
Your friends are already at the blackjack table, and there's an empty seat. The chips are on you. 🃏
Play money only. Chips exist only inside your world. They can't be bought with real money, sold or cashed out. The mod has no purchases, ads or online services. It's a game mechanic that parodies gambling, and just like a real casino, the house wins in the long run.
✨ Why you'll love it
- Real casino games, real rules. Blackjack, No-Limit Texas Hold'em, Ultimate Texas Hold'em, baccarat, chemin de fer, European roulette, craps, three video slots, plus Plinko, Wheel of Fortune, scratch cards, coin flips and dice duels.
- Casinos you discover, not menus you open. An art-deco Grand Casino, village casinos, a Piglin Parlor beside bastions and a High Roller Lounge in the End.
- The game happens in the world. Full 3×2 tables with a house dealer behind each one. Anyone walking by sees the cards on the felt, the chip stacks, the rolling dice and the spinning reels.
- Made for friends (and rivals). Shared tables, six PvP modes, and bots at three skill levels for the empty seats.
- A whole economy to climb. Earn chips in survival, rise from Bronze to Netherite VIP, collect comps and a daily bonus, and spend it all in the chip store.
- Fair and transparent. Every outcome is decided on the server, every game's RTP is tested, and slots return about 98 %.
- Smooth everywhere. Animations stay fluid on a laggy connection, and every screen looks sharp from 720p to 4K.
🎲 The games
🂡 Blackjack. The classic, done properly. 6-deck shoe, dealer stands on soft 17, blackjack pays 3:2, double after split, re-split up to 4 hands, insurance and even money. Up to 5 seats. A shoe bar shows dealt and remaining cards and the cut card, so you can count yourself (nobody counts for you).
♠️ Texas Hold'em. No-Limit, 6-max cash game with side pots and four stake levels. Bots can fill the seats. 5 % rake, only on pots with 2+ human players that saw a flop.
♦️ Ultimate Texas Hold'em. You against the dealer: Ante + Blind, one Play bet (×4 preflop, ×2 on the flop, ×1 at the river), and an optional Trips bet. A player-banked table is available too.
♥️ Baccarat and Chemin de fer. Punto Banco from an 8-deck shoe: Player 1:1, Banker 0.95:1, Tie 8:1, Pairs 11:1. In chemin de fer, the players hold the bank.
🔴 European roulette. Single zero, every standard inside and outside bet. The ball rolls with real physics, bounces off the frets and drops into its pocket.
🎲 Craps. Pass / Don't Pass, Come / Don't Come, Field and free odds up to 3-4-5×. The shooter rotates, and the dice tumble off the back wall.
🎰 Video slots. Three themed 5×3, 243-ways machines, each with four progressive jackpots (Mini, Minor, Major, Grand):
- Overworld Riches: free spins and the Treasure Hunt bonus.
- Nether Inferno: tumbling reels, a multiplier ladder and the Piglin's Hoard hold-and-spin.
- End Void: sticky expanding wilds and the Dragon Wheel bonus.
About 98.4 % RTP on house machines. A jackpot gem can land on any paid base spin, so a Mini hits about once in 2 000 spins. The paytable shows exactly where each jackpot comes from. Autoplay, Turbo and bonus buys included.
🟡 Plinko. 12 rows, Low / Medium / High risk, edge bins up to 170×. Drop several balls at once and watch them bounce off the pegs.
🎡 Wheel of Fortune. 54 segments, from Bust up to 10×.
🎟️ Scratch cards. Basic and Gold, scratched one cell at a time.
🪙 Coin flip and dice duel. Quick bets against the house, or against another player for an escrowed pot.
Default RTP ranges from 99.59 % (blackjack, basic strategy) to 95.37 % (Wheel of Fortune), and every number can be changed in the config.
🏛️ Casinos in every dimension
| Casino | Where you'll find it | What's inside |
|---|---|---|
| Grand Casino | Overworld, in six biome styles: Riviera, Oasis, Safari, Alpine, Ice Palace, Cherry | An art-deco palace with a neon marquee, a dome, galleries, a bar and a VIP floor. 32 games: 11 tables and 21 machines. |
| Village casino | About 1 in 2 villages, in all five village styles | A picture-palace annex with vertical CASINO banners, a marquee canopy and multi-block tables. |
| Piglin Parlor | Beside 60 % of bastions | Craps, poker with bots, baccarat, slots and Plinko, dug into the terrain with a lit tunnel and a back door into the bastion. |
| High Roller Lounge | Beside 50 % of End Cities | High-limit tables and End Void slots on the island surface. |
/casino locatepoints you to the nearest casino in your dimension: coordinates (click to copy), distance and direction. It finds casinos nobody has visited yet.- House dealers deal, collect, spin the wheel, push the craps stick and push the pot. Humans in six looks work the Overworld, piglins (with a brute pit boss) work the Nether, and endermen in tuxedos work the End.
- A casino merchant beside every cashier opens the chip store.
- House tables can't be broken by other players or blown up by explosions.
- Prefer your own place? Every table and machine is craftable.
💰 Economy and VIP
- Earn chips by mining ores, fighting hostile mobs, trading with villagers and finishing daily contracts.
- Chips from 1 up to the new high-roller 1 000, 5 000 and 25 000.
- Cashier: trade emeralds, emerald blocks, diamonds, iron blocks, Nether gold ingots and netherite scrap for chips. ×1, ×64, All or Max in one click.
- Chip store: food, potions, enchanted books (Mending included), tools, decor and rare finds like a Totem of Undying, or an elytra at End counters.
- VIP tiers, Bronze to Netherite, based on your lifetime wagers: higher limits, better tables, bigger loans, cosmetics. Tiers are never lost.
- Comp points on every house game: food plates, a "suite night" in the casino, free-bet tokens, fireworks, or a rented horse or strider.
- Daily bonus at the cashier: 25 chips at Bronze, up to 2 000 at Netherite.
- Cashback from Gold VIP (2–5 % of the house edge you paid that day). Comps and cashback together never make a game profitable for the player.
- Feeling bold? Borrow from the Loan Shark, but miss the deadline and his Debt Collectors come knocking. Watch for chaos events like chip showers and Golden Hour, when house winnings double for the whole server. About to die? Flip a coin with Death for a Last Chance.
- 60+ advancements in their own tab.
👥 Multiplayer, PvP and bots
- Shared tables: 5 seats at blackjack, 6 at poker, 8 bettors at roulette, 6 at craps.
- Six PvP modes: Coin Flip Duel, Dice Duel, Wheel Party, Plinko Battle, Scratch Showdown and Slot Showdown. Players bet against each other for a pot, and the house takes only a small cut (3 % by default).
- Bots in Easy, Normal and Hard. Every multi-seat table and PvP match can be humans only, bots only or mixed.
- Run your own casino: claim one with a Casino Charter. Your bankroll pays your tables, and the house edge is yours.
- Server-wide announcements when someone hits a big win or a jackpot.
🖥️ Built to feel great
- Every resolution, including 4K. Each screen is checked from small windows up to 4K with GUI scale Auto. Big windows get a roomier layout, not a zoomed-in copy.
- Smooth on a bad connection. Reels, the roulette ball, dice and dealt cards keep moving while the result is on its way, then settle on it without jumping.
- JEI, REI and EMI friendly. Casino screens aren't inventory screens, so recipe viewers never draw over them.
- Clear controls. Press E to type a bet (
kfor thousands), keyboard shortcuts on every table, and every disabled button tells you why. - English and Russian, fully translated. Each player sees their own language, on servers too.
🚀 Getting started
- Install Fabric Loader, Fabric API and Burmaldaholic for Minecraft 26.3.
- Create a world. Casino Mode is on by default. Earn chips in survival, or swap emeralds at a cashier.
- Type
/casino locate, follow the coordinates, and take a seat.
⚙️ Commands and config
- Hundreds of settings (payouts, odds, limits, loans, chaos, worldgen, store, comps) in
config/burmaldaholic.json, in-game via Mod Menu, or with/casino config get|set|reset|reload. Per-world overrides are supported. - Casino Mode can be turned off when creating a world or with
/casino mode on|off|status. When off, the mod goes dormant and keeps its data. /casino locateworks for every player. Operators get the full/casino …toolkit (alias/burmaldaholic).- Burmaldaholic never changes your difficulty, Hardcore or vanilla game rules.
❓ FAQ
Is this real-money gambling? No. Chips are play money that exists only in your world. You can't buy them with real money, sell them or cash them out. There are no purchases, ads or online services. The chip store sells in-game items for in-game chips, nothing else.
Single-player or servers? Both. On a server, install the mod on the server and on every client.
What do I need? Minecraft Java Edition 26.3 (26.3.x patches included), Fabric Loader 0.19.5+, Fabric API 0.161.0+26.3 or newer, and Java 25. Mod Menu is optional. Version 0.2.0 no longer supports 26.2.
Do I need a new world? No. Existing worlds keep their data. New casinos appear in newly generated chunks.
Are the odds rigged? No. The server decides every outcome with a fair random generator, every game's RTP is tested, and the slot paytables show exactly where each jackpot comes from. Table games are always honest.
⚠️ Photosensitivity warning: big wins, jackpots and Golden Hour use flashing lights and fast-moving effects. Turn on Reduce motion in the Casino Menu settings to calm them down.
Burmaldaholic is a fan-made mod. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.






