🛒 Personnel Shopper

You don’t need this addon.
You need this addon.

Personel Shopper scans your gear, checks the Auction House, and tells you what upgrades to buy.

That’s the lie we tell new users.

A fully sentient shopping experience with opinions about your life choices.

It looks at your gear… pauses… and then quietly starts fixing things while judging you in six different accents.

Scans your equipped gear and finds your weakest slots
Searches the Auction House using real filters (not vibes)
Shows actual upgrades with price + stat gains
Labels items so you know if it’s:
- a cheap win
- a reasonable purchase
- a terrible decision
- or something Wendell insists on buying anyway
Tracks everything in a persistent Buy List so you can make responsible decisions later (you won’t)

You don’t browse alone. You bring one of these:

They all do the same job.

They all react very differently to your decisions.

Some of them are concerned.
Some of them are enabling.
One of them is actively making things worse.

You thought it ended there.

They are not helpful.
They are present.

On paper, it’s an upgrade scanner.

In reality…

…it saw your gear and decided to intervene.