Goblin Glory - Sarcastic WoW Classic Achievements
Welcome to Goblin Glory, the only WoW Classic TBC AddOn that measures your achievements through the cold, calculating lens of corporate greed and passive-aggressive performance reviews.
Have you ever looked at your level 70 character and thought: “I’ve wasted so many hours, but where is my shiny certificate of exploitation?”
Search no further. The Board of Directors is ready to track your performance.
💼 Key Features
- Custom Achievement System: Over 100 custom-designed achievements built specifically for the WoW Classic experience (including Classic Era, Anniversary, and progression realms).
- The Corporate-Sarcastic Tone: Every achievement, title, and description is packed with black humor, corporate buzzwords, and cynical jokes about your gaming habits.
- A Premium Native UI: Access a fully-functional, scrollable, gold-bordered achievements panel by typing
/gg or /goblinglory. It fits seamlessly into the Classic interface.
- Diverse Achievement Categories:
- 📈 Career Milestones (Leveling): Track your ascent up the corporate ladder.
- 🪙 Financial Solvency (Economy & Gold): The tax collectors are watching.
- 🌍 Territory Auditing (Exploration): Document every zone you wander into.
- ⚔️ Target Extermination (Kills & Bosses): Milestones for defeating standard enemies and dungeon endbosses (like Edwin vanCleef, Herod, Whitemane, and Amnennar).
- 📜 Bureaucracy Simulator (Quests): Run errands for strangers and collect your praise.
- 🛠️ Labor Optimization (Professions): Achievements for reaching skill levels 75, 225, 300, and 375 across all 14 primary and secondary professions.
- 🎯 Weapon Efficiency (Weapon Skills): Personalised, custom-written achievements for all 15 weapon skills at ranks 75, 225, 300, and 375.
- Apex Performance Optimization: Designed with minimal CPU overhead. The AddOn dynamically registers and unregisters event listeners (like gold or combat logs) the moment their respective achievements are completed. Plus, custom frame-level caching prevents any UI micro-stutters.
🗣️ Supported Languages & Localizations
- 🇩🇪 Deutsch: 100% Fully Localized (all titles, hints, descriptions, and UI elements are fully translated with custom German humor).
- 🇬🇧/🇺🇸 English: 100% Fully Localized (native English formatting).
- 🇫🇷 🇪🇸 🇷🇺 🇨🇳 🇰🇷 🇮🇹 Other Languages: Partially Supported. The UI, categories, and tracking will run perfectly on these clients, but localized descriptions and titles are partially populated and will fall back to English/German where translations are missing.
🛠️ Slash Commands
/gg - Toggle the achievements window.
/gg list - Print all achievements and their unlock status in chat.
/gg debug - Run a diagnostic check of your reputations and skill levels.
/gg test <ID> - Preview a specific achievement unlock banner (e.g. /gg test 1).
/gg reset - Completely reset your database (ideal for starting a new performance review).
IMPORTANT
Disclaimer: Goblin Glory is not liable for character deaths, fall damage incidents, or gold losses incurred while trying to satisfy the Board of Directors.
Found a bug? Achievement not triggering? Got a feature request? Please let me know! It is impossible for me to test every single achievement under live conditions on my own, so your feedback is vital to keep the Board of Directors efficient.