Insulting Death Messages

Inspired by Spelunky's Insulting Death Message mod, this resource pack replaces all the default Minecraft death messages with improved versions by yours truly, including, but not limited to:

"Mindthemoods threw themself at the ground and forgot to miss"

"Mindthemoods was brutally murdered by an actually pretty harmless spider"

"Mindthemoods drastically overestimated their PVP skills"

"Mindthemoods didn't pay attention during their Microsoft mandated instructional fire safety lectures," 

...And so on and so forth.


That's literally all it does. This will only work if your language is set to en_us.