WhatVersioning

WhatVersioning

Because Mojang’s new versioning was not cursed enough.

A tiny client-side troll mod that replaces your Minecraft window title (and F3 version string) with completely unhinged, randomly chosen nonsense versions — with a hotkey (default F9) to switch titles instantly mid-game (And if you press Shift + F9, we will reload the config before changing title).

Perfect for:

• Confusing your friends on checking your version
• Making your stream chat question reality
• Triggering Microsoft employees

Titles

• "Minecraft 114.514",
• "Minecraft 2/3/4/5",
• "Minecraft blackwell",
• "Minecraft operation black ice",
• "Minecraft mojang is retarded",
• "Minecraft 26.2",
• "Minecraft MoForce 576.08",
• "Minecraft 4™",
• "Minecraft CopperLake",
• "Minecraft i25-18900kx",
• "Minecraft 42.7.04",
• "Minecraft 0.114.5",
• "Minecraft CreateOS 1.0.114.6",
• "Minecraft 845",
• "Minecraft UI 12.5 Enhanced Edition",
• "Minecraft：第12话 我最好的史蒂夫",
• "Minecraft: 终",
• "Minecraft: It's MyGO!!!!!",
• "Minecraft KB5063878",
• "Minecraft Y16S1",
• "Minecraft 2025 Ver.CN1.14.5G",
• "Minecraft 9.9.25-114514",
• "Minecraft 1/2",
• "Minecraft Studio 581.57"

Just drop it in, launch, and watch the world burn (quietly).

Warning: Mojang may cry. Microsoft definitely will.

Made in ~30 minutes after Mojang dropped the new versioning manifesto. Enjoy the apocalypse.