Fake Death

# Fake Death **The camera tips over, the death screen opens, your death message shows up in chat. But you are still alive.** You are just chopping a tree. Twenty minutes later it falls on you. You are mining quietly. The ceiling cracks. You wander through the village and a villager from the tax office wants to see your diamonds. **Fake Death waits for the right moment and then plays you a short, silly or creepy death scene that fits exactly what you are doing.** The real death screen opens, your death message is in chat, your heart skips a beat. Then you click "Respawn" and realize: nothing happened. You still have all your items. - 🎬 **89 scenes**, from creepy to completely absurd - 🎯 **Fits the moment:** tree scenes while chopping, cave-ins underground, ghasts in the Nether, Mom only late at night on your real clock - 😱 **Comes by itself** after 10 to 30 minutes, so you never know when - 🖥️ **Only on your screen:** the server and other players notice nothing, you lose nothing - 🔓 **Works everywhere:** singleplayer and any server, no operator permissions, no commands - 🌍 **English and German** ### ⭐ Highlights - 🐔 **Chicken Revenge:** you smack a chicken. It calls forty friends. Six of them carry you into the sky. And let go. - 💼 **Tax Office:** an audit of your untaxed diamonds, settled with a laser. - 🎩 **Magician:** "I will now saw you in half!" The trick fails. - 🩴 **Mom:** "It's 2:13! Why are you still awake?" Then the slipper flies. - 🌕 **Falling Moon:** at night the moon grows bigger and bigger. And then it comes down. - 🪞 **Doppelganger:** a chat message in your own name: "Don't turn around." > ⚠️ **Photosensitivity warning:** some scenes flash by default (the Glitch, lightning, a camera flash). If you are sensitive to flashing lights, switch off "Flashing effects" in the settings (Options → "Fake Death..." or Mod Menu): then no scene flashes any more, bright moments fade in and out gently. --- ## All 89 scenes ### 🌍 Nature & World | Scene | What happens | |---|---| | 🌳 **Tree** | You cut down a tree, and it topples onto you block by block. | | ⛏️ **Cave-In** | While mining underground you look up at the cracking ceiling, and the blocks come down at you. | | ⚡ **Lightning** | During a thunderstorm, a bolt strikes right where you stand. | | 🪨 **Stalactite** | Pointed dripstone above you drips, cracks, breaks off and comes down. | | 🔨 **Anvil** | Something whistles above you. You look up. Anvil. | | 🌵 **Cactus** | You step back right into a cactus, jump away from the sting, straight into the next one, and bounce from cactus to cactus, faster and faster. | | 🍒 **Berry Bush** | Ripe sweet berries! Reaching for the last ones you tip over into the thorns, and every try to get back up stings. | | ❄️ **Powder Snow** | You sink into the powder snow, the view turns white and you freeze. | | 🍗 **Hunger** | Your hunger bar empties in under two seconds, then three heavy hits. | | 🔥 **Fire** | A spark at your feet, you stamp it out. Two more. Then the ground goes up in flames. Saved: a bucket! Only it is the lava bucket. | | ☄️ **Meteorite** | On a clear night a light in the sky grows, glows orange and hits right next to you. | | 🌪️ **Tornado** | A tornado forms far away, comes closer, lifts you high up, spins you around and drops you. | | 🌕 **Falling Moon** | At night the moon grows bigger and bigger, burning on the way in, and then it comes down. | | ☀️ **Sunburn** | On a hot day the sun comes closer, smoke rises from you and your hearts melt away. | | 🌋 **Volcano** | The ground glows, cracks fill with lava around you, and then it erupts right under your feet. | | 🫨 **Earthquake** | The ground rumbles, a crack runs straight at you, opens up under your feet, and down you go. | | 🗡️ **Giant Item** | The item in your hand hums, floats up, grows huge and falls right on top of you. | | 📦 **Chest Avalanche** | A chest pops open by itself and pours out more and more until you are buried. | | 🔥 **Furnace Explosion** | The furnace next to you crackles, glows hotter and hotter, and blows up. | | 🕯️ **Chandelier** | A chandelier with burning candles sways above you, wax drips, the chain snaps. | | 🧱 **Piston Trap** | Pistons pop up on all four sides, push once, twice, and the third time they meet. | | 🌿 **Thorn Maze** | Berry bushes grow in a ring around you, closer and closer. Every twitch stings. | | 📺 **Glitch** ⚠️ | The game seems to break: wrong colors flicker, error messages pop up in chat, the world falls apart, and you fall out of it. | | 🪩 **Disco** | A disco ball comes down, a glowing dance floor lights up under a dancing creeper. When the beat drops, the lights go out, and so does the creeper. | | 🟣 **Nether Portal** | Only right next to a Nether portal: it starts to pull, everything turns purple, and only half of you arrives on the other side. | | 👁️ **End Portal** | Only at an End portal: the eyes of ender leave their frames, stare at you, circle closer and strike all at once. | | 📖 **Enchanting Table** | Only at an enchanting table: the book flips its pages wildly and enchants you with Curse of Vanishing. You vanish. | | 🔔 **Village Bell** | Only at a bell: you ring it, and the whole village runs over you in panic. The iron golem comes last. | | 🛒 **Runaway Minecart** | Only on or next to rails: a minecart with nobody in it races down the track, faster and faster. | | 🛡️ **Armor Stand** | Only next to an armor stand: it comes alive, hops over and pulls your own armor off over your ears. | ### 🐾 Animals | Scene | What happens | |---|---| | 🐝 **Bees** | Next to a hive: an angry swarm circles you and stings until your hearts turn green. | | 🐝 **Falling Bee Nest** | A bee nest lands on your head. Then the bees come out. | | 🐺 **Wolf Pack** | Growling in the dark forest, a pack circles closer and closer, then they bite. | | 🐸 **Frog Plague** | In the swamp frogs rain from the sky, surround you and snap at you with their tongues. | | 🐸 **Giant Frog** | Something huge leaps closer, its tongue sticks to your face and pulls you right into its mouth. | | 🐟 **Silverfish** | Scratching inside the walls, then silverfish crawl out of the stone and nibble you down. | | 🐐 **Screaming Goat** | In the mountains a screaming goat stares at you, lowers its head and rams. Twice. | | 🐐 **Goat Choir** | Five screaming goats line up and scream in canon. Then all together. | | 🦇 **Bats** | Deep in a cave a whole swarm bursts out of the dark, whirls around you and scratches. | | 🦜 **Parrot** | A creeper hisses behind you. You spin around: only a dancing parrot. Twice. The third time you don't turn around. | | 🐬 **Dolphin** | At the beach a dolphin jumps closer and closer, the third time right into your face. | | 🐪 **Camel Kick** | A camel turns its back on you and kicks out. Twice. | | 🦊 **Fox Thief** | A fox steals the item out of your hand. While you watch it run, a second one bites. | | 🐔 **Chicken Revenge** | You smack a chicken. It calls forty friends, they peck at your face, and six of them carry you into the sky. And let go. | | 🦎 **Axolotl Army** | One cute axolotl tilts its head at you. Then twenty more, all staring. Then they nibble. | | 🐼 **Hungry Panda** | A panda finishes its bamboo, looks at you for a long time, picks you up and munches. | | 🐱 **Cuddly Cats** | A cat purrs around your legs. Then ten more, purring louder and louder until the whole view shakes. | | 🧚 **Allay Delivery** | An allay brings you a flower. Then an iron ingot, right on the head. Then, very slowly, an anvil. | ### 👹 Monsters | Scene | What happens | |---|---| | 💥 **Creeper** | Hissing behind you. The camera turns around. Too late. | | 👻 **Invisible Creeper** | It hisses right behind you. You turn around. Nothing there. | | 🧟 **Giant** | Heavy steps from far away, a giant zombie comes running, every step shakes your view harder, and it runs right over you. | | 🏹 **Skeleton** | An arrow out of the dark. | | 👁️ **Herobrine** | Someone far away stares at you. Then he is gone. Then he is behind you. | | 🌲 **Slenderman** | At night in the forest. Every time you look, he is closer. | | 🦇 **Phantoms** | At night they circle high above, then dive one after the other. | | 🌫️ **Ghosts** | It gets cold, something whispers, and ghosts circle you and fly right through you. | | 🪞 **Doppelganger** | A chat message in your own name: "Don't turn around." Then you stand there. Your skin, your armor. | | 🔱 **Drowned** | Bubbles in the water nearby, a drowned rises and throws its trident. | | 🧙 **Evoker** | Fangs snap in a line towards you, in a ring around you, and finally right under your feet. | | 🚩 **Raid** | The raid horn sounds, pillagers march in, two crossbow volleys, then the ravager runs you over. | | 👾 **Ghast** | In the Nether: one fireball misses, one explodes next to you, the third one hits. | | 🟪 **Enderman** | An enderman takes the block under you. Then the next one, and the next. | | ⚔️ **Player** | If another player stands next to you, *they* got you. They just don't know it. Alone, a stranger sprints in with a sword. | ### 🧑 Characters | Scene | What happens | |---|---| | 💼 **Tax Office** | A villager finds your untaxed diamonds and settles the rest with a laser. | | 📦 **Delivery Guy** | He stands right in front of you and still can't find you. So he throws the package over the fence. Onto your head. | | 🩴 **Mom** | Only late at night on your real clock: "It's 2:13! Why are you still awake?" Then the slipper flies. | | 🎥 **Influencer** | Films you for a prank video, runs at you shouting "PRANK!" and slips. | | 💣 **Bomb Prank** | "Only cardboard!" The fuse fizzles out, "PRANK!" He laughs. Then it starts hissing again. | | 👵 **Grandma Vlogger** | Grandma makes videos now. Her selfie stick is a trident. | | 📺 **License Fee** | You never paid, so they brought the TV along and drop it on you. | | 🦷 **Dentist** | "Open wide." The drill gets louder and louder until everything goes black. | | 💉 **Doctor** | "Just a little shot." The syringe is as big as he is. | | 📋 **Building Authority** | Your house is not approved. It has to go, starting with the block under you. | | 🛋️ **Movers** | "Left! No, YOUR left!" The sofa lands on you. | | ⚡ **Electrician** | "Could you hold this cable?" Then he switches it on. | | 🎩 **Magician** | "I will now saw you in half!" He takes out a real saw, and the trick fails. | | 🔧 **Plumber** | He tightens a leaking pipe. It bursts, and it is lava, not water. | | 🧹 **Caretaker** | You slide over his wet floor straight into the open hatch. "I told you so." Then his bucket slips. | | 🚓 **Police** | No license for your horse and way too fast. The speed camera flash is real lightning. | | 🎩 **Chimney Sweep** | He promises luck from the roof, slips and lands on you. | | 💪 **Fitness Trainer** | "Ten more push-ups!" Your hunger bar runs empty and you give out. | | ✂️ **Barber** | "Just the tips?" The scissors get faster and faster. | | 🍲 **Chef** | "Taste this!" You turn green. Seasoned with spider eye. | | 🐴 **Driving Lesson** | He sits behind you on the horse. "And now left … No, the OTHER left!" The horse throws you off. | | 🔮 **Fortune Teller** | "I see … an early death." Her crystal ball slips and lands on your foot. | | 🎅 **Santa** | "Were you good this year? Hm. No." Two presents full of coal. | | 📢 **Salesman** | "Have you heard about our offer?" He never stops talking, and you die of boredom. | | 🍰 **Waiter** | "Here is your food!" He trips and you choke on whipped cream. | | 🧭 **Sat Nav** | "Turn right now. RIGHT!" You walk into a wall. "Recalculating route …" | --- ## Your way - **Can't wait?** Try every scene right away on the test screen: Options → "Fake Death..." → "Test scenes...", or via Mod Menu. - **Too often, too rare?** Set the time range yourself. - **Not a fan of a scene?** Switch each one off on its own, or turn the random fake death off completely. - **Light on performance:** while nothing is planned, the mod does no work per tick at all. ## Nothing can go wrong - A fake death only starts when you stand safely on the ground: no falling, no damage, no water, no lava, not up in a tree, no monster nearby, no open menu. - "Respawn" and "Title screen" are intercepted. You do not get kicked from the server. - The mobs, lightning bolts and falling blocks only exist on your client. After the scene everything is back to normal. - Only your camera turns. Your real view direction stays where it was, so other players see nothing. - If you really die during a fake, the real death takes over as usual. ## Requirements | | | |---|---| | **Minecraft** | 26.3, 26.2, 26.1, 1.21.11, 1.21.10, 1.21.8, 1.21.5, 1.21.4, 1.21.1 (pick the file for your version) | | **Loader** | Fabric | | **Needs** | [Fabric API](https://modrinth.com/mod/fabric-api) | | **Side** | Client only, nothing on the server | --- ## Deutsch **Die Kamera kippt, der Todesbildschirm geht auf, im Chat steht deine Todesmeldung. Aber du lebst noch.** Du fällst gerade einen Baum. Zwanzig Minuten später kippt er auf dich. Du baust in Ruhe ab. Die Decke knackt. Du läufst durchs Dorf, und ein Villager vom Finanzamt will deine Diamanten sehen. **Fake Death wartet auf den richtigen Moment und spielt dir dann eine kurze, lustige oder gruselige Todesszene vor, die genau zu dem passt, was du gerade machst.** Der echte Todesbildschirm geht auf, deine Todesmeldung steht im Chat, dein Herz rutscht in die Hose. Dann klickst du auf „Wiederbeleben“ und merkst: Es ist nichts passiert. Alle Items sind noch da. - 🎬 **89 Szenen**, von gruselig bis völlig absurd - 🎯 **Passt zum Moment:** Baum beim Holzfällen, Einsturz unter Tage, Ghasts im Nether, Mama nur spät nachts nach echter Uhrzeit - 😱 **Kommt von selbst** nach 10 bis 30 Minuten, du weißt nie wann - 🖥️ **Nur auf deinem Bildschirm:** Server und andere Spieler merken nichts, du verlierst nichts - 🔓 **Läuft überall:** Einzelspieler und jeder Server, keine OP-Rechte, keine Befehle - 🌍 **Deutsch und Englisch** ### ⭐ Highlights - 🐔 **Hühner-Rache:** Du haust ein Huhn. Es ruft vierzig Freunde. Sechs davon tragen dich in den Himmel. Und lassen los. - 💼 **Finanzamt:** Steuerprüfung deiner Diamanten, erledigt per Laser. - 🎩 **Zauberer:** „Ich zersäge dich jetzt in zwei Hälften!“ Der Trick geht schief. - 🩴 **Mama:** „Es ist 2:13! Warum bist du noch wach?“ Dann fliegt der Hausschuh. - 🌕 **Mond fällt:** Nachts wird der Mond größer und größer. Und dann kommt er runter. - 🪞 **Doppelgänger:** Eine Chatnachricht unter deinem Namen: „Dreh dich nicht um.“ > ⚠️ **Warnhinweis Lichtempfindlichkeit:** Manche Szenen blitzen standardmäßig (Glitch, Blitz, Kamerablitz). Wenn du empfindlich auf blinkende Lichter reagierst, schalte „Blinkende Effekte“ in den Einstellungen aus (Optionen → „Fake Death …“ oder Mod Menu). Dann blitzt keine Szene mehr, helle Momente blenden sanft ein und aus. ### Alle 89 Szenen | Gruppe | Szenen | |---|---| | 🌍 **Natur & Welt** | Baum, Höhle, Blitz, Tropfstein, Amboss, Kaktus-Flipper, Beerenbusch, Pulverschnee, Hunger, Feuer, Meteorit, Tornado, Mond fällt, Sonnenbrand, Vulkan, Erdbeben, Riesen-Item, Truhen-Lawine, Ofen-Explosion, Kronleuchter, Kolben-Falle, Dornen-Labyrinth, Glitch ⚠️, Disco, Netherportal, Endportal, Verzauberungstisch, Dorfglocke, Führerlose Lore, Rüstungsständer | | 🐾 **Tiere** | Bienen, Bienennest, Wolfsrudel, Froschplage, Riesenfrosch, Silberfische, Schreiende Ziege, Ziegen-Chor, Fledermäuse, Papagei, Delfin, Kamel-Tritt, Fuchs-Diebstahl, Hühner-Rache, Axolotl-Armee, Hungriger Panda, Kuschel-Katzen, Allay-Lieferservice | | 👹 **Monster** | Creeper, Unsichtbarer Creeper, Riese, Skelett, Herobrine, Slenderman, Phantome, Geister, Doppelgänger, Ertrunkener, Magier, Überfall, Ghast, Enderman, Spieler | | 🧑 **Figuren** | Finanzamt, Paketbote, Mama, Influencer, Bomben-Prank, Influencer-Oma, Rundfunkbeitrag, Zahnarzt, Arzt, Bauamt, Umzugshelfer, Elektriker, Zauberer, Klempner, Hausmeister, Polizei, Schornsteinfeger, Fitnesstrainer, Friseur, Koch, Fahrlehrer, Wahrsagerin, Weihnachtsmann, Werbe-Villager, Kellner, Navi | ### Wie du willst - **Keine Geduld?** Probier jede Szene sofort im Test-Menü aus: Optionen → „Fake Death …“ → „Szenen testen …“, oder über Mod Menu. - **Zu oft, zu selten?** Den Zeitraum stellst du selbst ein. - **Eine Szene nervt?** Jede lässt sich einzeln ausschalten, oder der Zufalls-Tod ganz. - **Nichts kann schiefgehen:** Ein Fake-Tod startet nur, wenn du sicher auf dem Boden stehst. „Wiederbeleben“ und „Titelbildschirm“ werden abgefangen, du fliegst nicht vom Server. Stirbst du währenddessen wirklich, zählt ganz normal der echte Tod. ### Voraussetzungen Minecraft 26.3, 26.2, 26.1, 1.21.11, 1.21.10, 1.21.8, 1.21.5, 1.21.4 oder 1.21.1 · Fabric · [Fabric API](https://modrinth.com/mod/fabric-api) · nur auf dem Client