Eight Seconds of Bleed

Any damage you take will give you 8 seconds of bleed (unless the damage is caused by the bleeding itself!)

When you have Bleeding, every tick there is a 1/13 chance you will take a point of Bleed damage.

Bleed damage bypasses Armor, but can be reduced by effects like Resistance and enchantments like Protection.

If you take damage while bleeding (not from bleed damage) you will gain + 1 amplifier to the bleeding effect and 8 seconds will be added to the total duration.

Also, you are EXTREMELY LACTOSE INTOLERANT and you will VIOLENTLY EXPLODE, BE STRUCK WITH LIGHTNING, AND HAVE A BAJILLION ANVILS BE DROPPED ONTO IF YOU SO MUCH AS TAKE A SINGLE SIP OUT OF A MILK BUCKET.
DON'T TEMPT FATE.
Have fun!