Artifarts 💨

A loving parody of the Artifacts mod's Whoopee Cushion. Where Artifacts gives you one cushion with one fart, Artifarts gives you a whole wardrobe.

How it works

Equip a cushion in the Seat slot (added through Curios). After that, every time you press sneak there's a chance you let one rip — same trigger as the original Whoopee Cushion, but each cushion has its own sound at a randomized pitch, so the comedy never gets stale.

The lineup

Cushion	What you hear
Wet One	a wet, bubbly raspberry
Silent but Deadly	a faint, sneaky hiss
Cheek Squeak	a tiny high-pitched squeak
Thunder from Down Under	a deep, rolling rumble
Machine Gun	a rapid burst of toots
Trouser Trumpet	a brassy honking blat
Alarm	a wailing siren
Booty Bomb	a huge explosive boom
Allthefartium Cushion	randomly plays one of all eight

Crafting

Every cushion is a simple shapeless recipe — a base plus one themed item:

Base: the Artifacts Whoopee Cushion (if you have Artifacts installed), or Leather + Wind Charge as a fallback that always works.
Themed item: Wet One = Water Bucket (you keep the bucket) · Silent but Deadly = Phantom Membrane · Cheek Squeak = Piston · Thunder from Down Under = Lightning Rod · Machine Gun = Repeater · Trouser Trumpet = Note Block · Alarm = Clock · Booty Bomb = TNT.
Allthefartium Cushion: all eight cushions together.

Requirements

NeoForge for Minecraft 1.21.1
Curios API (required — provides the equipment slot)
Artifacts (optional — unlocks the Whoopee Cushion crafting variants)