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Description
Artifarts 💨
A loving parody of the Artifacts mod's Whoopee Cushion. Where Artifacts gives you one cushion with one fart, Artifarts gives you a whole wardrobe.
How it works
Equip a cushion in the Seat slot (added through Curios). After that, every time you press sneak there's a chance you let one rip — same trigger as the original Whoopee Cushion, but each cushion has its own sound at a randomized pitch, so the comedy never gets stale.
The lineup
| Cushion | What you hear |
|---|---|
| Wet One | a wet, bubbly raspberry |
| Silent but Deadly | a faint, sneaky hiss |
| Cheek Squeak | a tiny high-pitched squeak |
| Thunder from Down Under | a deep, rolling rumble |
| Machine Gun | a rapid burst of toots |
| Trouser Trumpet | a brassy honking blat |
| Alarm | a wailing siren |
| Booty Bomb | a huge explosive boom |
| Allthefartium Cushion | randomly plays one of all eight |
Crafting
Every cushion is a simple shapeless recipe — a base plus one themed item:
- Base: the Artifacts Whoopee Cushion (if you have Artifacts installed), or
Leather + Wind Chargeas a fallback that always works. - Themed item: Wet One = Water Bucket (you keep the bucket) · Silent but Deadly = Phantom Membrane · Cheek Squeak = Piston · Thunder from Down Under = Lightning Rod · Machine Gun = Repeater · Trouser Trumpet = Note Block · Alarm = Clock · Booty Bomb = TNT.
- Allthefartium Cushion: all eight cushions together.
Requirements
- NeoForge for Minecraft 1.21.1
- Curios API (required — provides the equipment slot)
- Artifacts (optional — unlocks the Whoopee Cushion crafting variants)
The Artifarts Team
