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G.N.O.M.E. INTERNAL RECORD — CLASSIFIED

DOCUMENT STATUS: LEAKED (UNAUTHORIZED)
DISTRIBUTION: RESTRICTED / NOW IRREVERSIBLE

VOID ARMAMENT DEPLOYMENT LOG

Clearance Level: ██████
Compiled by: Oversight Subcommittee That Objected

VOID-INFUSED MITHRIL SHORTBOW

The Mithril Shortbow was subjected to void essence infusion during a procedure that met the minimum definition of “controlled.”
The bow accepted the void immediately.

Post-infusion observations include:

• Increased draw strength without proportional physical resistance
• Measurable mass reduction when not under direct observation
• Bowstring tension recorded with no arrow present

The bow does not hum.
The bow does not whisper.
The bow does not move on its own.

These statements are accurate and final.

No fatalities occurred during infusion.
Multiple staff members reported discomfort, dread, and the sensation of being evaluated. These reports were archived.

Authorization granted.
Further questioning of the bow is unnecessary.

VOID-CONJOINED MITHRIL DAGGERS

Originally intended as a matched dagger set. During void handling, Intern Rusty tripped, rotated approximately 270 degrees, shouted “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam!”, and released the daggers into a boiling vat of void essence while attempting to demonstrate what he described as “zero-gravity alien combat maneuvers.”

The daggers did not dissolve.
They did not separate.
They fused.

Recovery and separation attempts resulted in:

• Sustained silence from the blades
• Active resistance during extraction
• Loss of three (3) fingers
• Rusty stating the result was “still canon”

Rusty has been reassigned to clerical containment and is barred from:

• Void-adjacent environments
• Paired weapons
• Speaking Klingon
• Improvised combat demonstrations

The daggers remain conjoined, void-corrupted, synchronized, and unreceptive to corrective action.

Disposal failed.
Separation failed harder.

FINAL NOTE

Containment is stable.
Approval stands.
This document was not intended to leave the building.