Void Armor

🧪 Void Armor Salvage Updates

• Void Armor (Copper, Iron, Thorium) now supports Salvagebench
• Overclocked Salvage available if the Overclocked Salvage mod is installed
• Overclocked salvage processes in 1 second
  (in several cases, the result arrived before the armor)
• Salvage yields rebalanced into a sane progression curve by armor slot
• Thorium salvage no longer returns “mystery materials”
  (recovered from the crater formerly known as Lab Wing C)
• Output caps added to prevent salvage confetti incidents
• Void material recovery standardized across all tiers

⚠️ G.N.O.M.E. CATASTROPHE LOG

During stress testing, an Overclocked Salvagebench entered a recursive salvage loop, dismantled three Void Chests, a support beam, and half a gnome, then attempted to salvage itself.
The resulting void implosion inverted gravity, erased Tuesday, and promoted an intern to “Missing.”

The bench has been declared nominal.

Please do not leave Overclocked Salvage unattended, unsupervised, or emotionally vulnerable.

— G.N.O.M.E. Salvage Division
“If it explodes twice, it’s calibrated.”