RIP BOZO

Hardcore death roasts.

When someone dies, RIP Bozo whispers them a random line and roasts every death in your own chat. It reads the death announcement, so it knows what killed them, where, and at what level, and it uses that:

- "Bro, 31 in The Stockade and you died? That dungeon is 22-30. LOL. Come on."
- "Level 20 in Eastern Plaguelands? That's a 53-60 zone. What did you think was gonna happen, bro."
- "You died in Stormwind City. A city. With guards. Bro."
- "Mrglglgl. Rest in peace."

Every Classic zone, dungeon and city has its level range built in. Murlocs, kobolds, critters, fatigue, drowning, falling, lava, Stitches, Son of Arugal and devilsaurs get their own lines. Everything else cycles through 30 generic roasts (RIPBOZO, "Bro, you shouldn't have done that.", "See you in Forever."...) with no repeats, plus any lines you add yourself.

Who gets whispered

- Guildmates, friends and party members: on by default.
- Everyone on the realm: off by default. Turn it on with /ripbozo everyone on. It is capped at 20 whispers an hour, one per death, and skips deaths below level 10.
- Every death still shows in your own chat with a roast, and /rip roasts anyone on demand.

Commands

/rip - whisper a roast to your target (or the last death you saw)
/rip <name> - whisper a roast to that player
/ripbozo - show settings
/ripbozo guild|friends|party|everyone on|off - who gets auto-whispered
/ripbozo minlevel <n> - everyone mode ignores deaths below this level
/ripbozo self on|off - roast yourself when you die
/ripbozo feed on|off - roast every death in your chat only
/ripbozo add <text> - add your own line
/ripbozo list, /ripbozo test, /ripbozo clear

Setup: install and play. It listens to Blizzard's hardcore death alert and the HardcoreDeaths channel, so stay in that channel.