RETOZ

# RETOZ: Ryan Escapes the Orange Zones Ryan has spent his whole life in orange zones. Born in Durotar, raised in the Barrens, and every road he takes leads to more orange. Somewhere out there is a zone with grass that's actually green, and Ryan is running until he finds it. A Table 7 guild addon. Type **/ryan** to play. ## The run - **11 zones in one long lap:** Razor Hill, Durotar, Orgrimmar, the Northern Barrens, the Crossroads, Stonetalon, the Southern Barrens, Thousand Needles, Tanaris, Gadgetzan, and finally Un'Goro Crater, where Ryan sees real green and tries to lust in celebration. He hits his hearthstone instead. - **Creatures that fit each zone:** boars and scorpids in Durotar, plainstriders and zhevras in the Barrens, coyotes and basilisks in Thousand Needles, rats and wolves in the cities, and many more. Each lap gets harder. - **Rares,** including Gamon, who has died more times than Ryan. - **Tin veins,** a hardcore character's greatest enemy. - **Rings to collect,** and Alendar Theringsnatcher to steal them mid-run. - **Day and night,** green teases, mirages, and rare sightings of Mankrik's wife. - **A death summary** after every run: what killed you, where, and how many rings Alendar took. ## The chat General and guild chat run live the whole time you play, with over 1,000 lines from Table 7 and the General chat regulars: loot rolls where Zuzax always wins, Zug's whispers, Fat Sev's rambles, Thunderfury pile-ons, meep murp, SEVEN?!, borpa spam, and the guild's emotes built in. ## Unlocks - **40 achievements** with popups and a stats page - **Cosmetics** for Ryan: the Ribbon of Sacrifice, a tin bar, a bagel knife, and Thunderfury on his back - **Six original 8-bit songs** ## Table 7 leaderboard Best distance, rings and hearths are shared automatically with guildmates who have RETOZ. It goes by your current guild roster, so it keeps working if the guild is renamed. ## Controls - **Space or Up:** jump (hold for a higher jump) - **Down:** duck - **Mouse wheel over chat:** scroll back - **Esc:** close (your run pauses and counts you back in with 3-2-1) ## Commands - `/ryan` or `/retoz`: open or close the game - `/ryan tag YourName`: link your alts under one name on the leaderboard - `/ryan scale 1.2`: resize the window (also in Options) - `/ryan minimap`: show or hide the minimap button - `/ryan help`: list all commands The game only runs while its window is open, and it closes itself if you enter combat. ## Credits Created by **Styx**. Music by **Styx**: Ribbon of Sacrifice, Dry, Click Crusader, Logfather, Rat Masta (Cover) and Binding Vow. Starring **Ryan**, still running. Featuring Table 7 and the regulars of General chat. Banana Bread appears courtesy of Zale. *An unofficial fan project. World of Warcraft and its names and places are trademarks of Blizzard Entertainment. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Blizzard.*