NEW UPDATE: Added an interface menu and now you can choose if you want automatic messages from for example addons like weakaurs to be translated or not. Also a moveable button!

Use /piratemode to toggle on or off the piratespeech OR press the button next to the chatbar. Use /piratesay directly to turn your text into piratespeech.
Made for 3.3.5 currently.

Dictionary atm:

-- =========================
    -- Common Phrases
    -- =========================
    ["how are you"] = "how be ye",
    ["how are you doing"] = "how be ye faring",
    ["i am"] = "I be",
    ["i'm"] = "I be",
    ["you are"] = "ye be",
    ["you're"] = "ye be",
    ["let's"] = "let us",
    ["do not"] = "dinna",
    ["don't"] = "dinna",
    ["cannot"] = "can’t",
    ["can't"] = "can’t",
    ["we are"] = "we be",
    ["it is"] = "tis",
    ["that's"] = "that be",
    ["there is"] = "thar be",
    ["there are"] = "thar be",
    ["what are you doing"] = "what be ye doin'",
    ["where are you"] = "where be ye",
    ["good job"] = "fine sailin'",
    ["nice"] = "fine",
    ["very"] = "right",
    ["really good"] = "mighty fine",
    ["a lot"] = "a fair bit",
    ["let me"] = "lemme",
    ["give me"] = "hand over",
    ["come on"] = "c'mon ye swab",
    ["follow me"] = "follow me wake",
    ["i think"] = "methinks",
    ["i know"] = "I reckon",
    ["i don't know"] = "I ain't sure",
    ["looking for group"] = "seekin' a crew",
    ["looking for more"] = "seekin' more hands",
    ["on my way"] = "sailin' yer way",
    ["let's go"] = "set sail!",
    ["pulling"] = "engagin' the scallywag",
    ["incoming"] = "enemy off the starboard bow!",

-- =========================
    -- Gaming Phrases / Abbreviations
    -- =========================
    ["brb"] = "back in a tick",
    ["afk"] = "off watch",
    ["gg"] = "well sailed",
    ["wp"] = "well done, matey",
    ["lol"] = "yo-ho-ho!",
    ["rofl"] = "rolling on the deck!",
    ["lmao"] = "laughin' me timbers!",
    ["ty"] = "much obliged",
    ["thx"] = "much obliged",
    ["np"] = "no trouble",
    ["omg"] = "blimey!",
    ["wtf"] = "what in the briny deep?",
    ["idk"] = "I ain't sure",
    ["imo"] = "in me opinion",
    ["fyi"] = "for yer eyes",
    ["nvm"] = "forget it",
    ["ggwp"] = "well sailed, fine work",
    ["br"] = "back in a tick",
    ["gj"] = "fine work",

    -- =========================
    -- PvE / PvP / Group Content
    -- =========================
    ["inc"] = "enemy off the starboard",
    ["incoming"] = "enemy off the starboard bow!",
    ["mobs"] = "scallywags",
    ["boss"] = "admiral",
    ["aggro"] = "draw the scallywags’ eye",
    ["heal"] = "patch up",
    ["heal me"] = "patch me up",
    ["dps"] = "cannon crew",
    ["pull"] = "engage the scallywags",
    ["wipe"] = "sunk the ship",
    ["loot"] = "booty",
    ["respawn"] = "rise from Davy Jones’ locker",
    ["cc"] = "bind 'em",
    ["stun"] = "stagger 'em",
    ["aoe"] = "broadside attack",
    ["buff"] = "strengthen",
    ["debuff"] = "weaken",
    ["tank and spank"] = "hold the line and broadside",

    -- =========================
    -- Pirate Flavor
    -- =========================
    ["someone"] = "some scallywag",
    ["something"] = "somethin'",
    ["nothing"] = "nothin'",
    ["over there"] = "off the starboard",
    ["here"] = "right here on deck",
    ["now"] = "right now",
    ["later"] = "after a spell",
    ["before"] = "afore",
    ["behind"] = "abaft",
    ["yes sir"] = "aye aye cap'n",
    ["oh no"] = "blimey no",
    ["watch out"] = "look alive",
    ["be right back"] = "back in a tick",
    ["let's go"] = "set sail",

    -- =========================
    -- Greetings / Farewells
    -- =========================
    ["hello"] = "ahoy",
    ["hi"] = "yo-ho-ho",
    ["hey"] = "ahoy",
    ["goodbye"] = "fair winds",
    ["bye"] = "fare thee well",
    ["good morning"] = "top o' the mornin'",
    ["good night"] = "fair night",
    ["welcome"] = "ahoy and welcome",
    ["safe journey"] = "fair winds and following seas",

    -- =========================
    -- Affirmatives / Negatives
    -- =========================
    ["yes"] = "aye",
    ["yeah"] = "aye",
    ["no"] = "nay",
    ["ok"] = "arr",
    ["okay"] = "arr",
    ["of course"] = "aye aye",
    ["sure"] = "aye",

    -- =========================
    -- Politeness / Social
    -- =========================
    ["please"] = "if ye please",
    ["thanks"] = "much obliged",
    ["thank"] = "thankee",
    ["sorry"] = "me apologies",
    ["excuse me"] = "avast ye",

    -- =========================
    -- Personal Pronouns
    -- =========================
    ["i"] = "I",
    ["me"] = "meself",
    ["my"] = "me",
    ["you"] = "ye",
    ["your"] = "yer",
    ["yours"] = "yers",
    ["we"] = "we",
    ["our"] = "arr",

    -- =========================
    -- Verbs / Actions
    -- =========================
    ["is"] = "be",
    ["are"] = "be",
    ["am"] = "be",
    ["was"] = "were",
    ["were"] = "were",
    ["go"] = "sail",
    ["going"] = "sailin'",
    ["come"] = "come aboard",
    ["look"] = "spy",
    ["see"] = "spy",
    ["find"] = "discover",
    ["take"] = "seize",
    ["grab"] = "snatch",
    ["steal"] = "pilfer",
    ["hide"] = "stow away",
    ["fight"] = "brawl",
    ["attack"] = "broadside",
    ["run"] = "make haste",
    ["stop"] = "avast",
    ["wait"] = "heave to",
    ["listen"] = "lend an ear",
    ["speak"] = "parley",
    ["tell"] = "spout off",
    ["hurry up"] = "make haste",
    ["be careful"] = "mind yer timbers",

    -- =========================
    -- People / Titles
    -- =========================
    ["friend"] = "matey",
    ["friends"] = "crew",
    ["boy"] = "lad",
    ["girl"] = "lass",
    ["man"] = "scallywag",
    ["woman"] = "lass",
    ["sir"] = "cap'n",
    ["captain"] = "cap'n",
    ["enemy"] = "swab",
    ["king"] = "royal seadog",
    ["queen"] = "queen of the seas",

    -- =========================
    -- Treasure / Valuables
    -- =========================
    ["money"] = "booty",
    ["gold"] = "doubloons",
    ["treasure"] = "booty",
    ["coins"] = "doubloons",
    ["jewels"] = "shinies",
    ["rich"] = "filthy rich",

    -- =========================
    -- Ships / Places
    -- =========================
    ["ship"] = "vessel",
    ["boat"] = "dinghy",
    ["house"] = "quarters",
    ["home"] = "cabin",
    ["port"] = "harbor",
    ["sea"] = "briny deep",
    ["ocean"] = "briny deep",
    ["island"] = "rocky isle",
    ["deck"] = "plank",
    ["cabin"] = "quarters",
    ["land"] = "terra firma",
    ["wind"] = "favorable breeze",

    -- =========================
    -- Combat / Danger
    -- =========================
    ["gun"] = "blunderbuss",
    ["sword"] = "cutlass",
    ["trap"] = "snare",
    ["fight back"] = "give 'em a broadside",
    ["storm"] = "tempest",

    -- =========================
    -- Food / Drink
    -- =========================
    ["drink"] = "grog",
    ["beer"] = "ale",
    ["wine"] = "rum",
    ["food"] = "grub",
    ["eat"] = "feast",
    ["meat"] = "hardtack",
    ["bread"] = "hardtack",
    ["fruit"] = "rations",

    -- =========================
    -- Exclamations / Reactions
    -- =========================
    ["ah"] = "arrr",
    ["really"] = "avast",
    ["no way"] = "blow me down",
    ["help"] = "ahoy! lend a hand",
    ["stop it"] = "avast ye!",
    ["wait for me"] = "hold yer wind",
    ["well done"] = "well sailed",

    -- =========================
    -- Insults / Personality
    -- =========================
    ["idiot"] = "bilge rat",
    ["crazy"] = "addled",
    ["stupid"] = "addled",
    ["fool"] = "bilge rat",
    ["lazy"] = "landlubber",
    ["coward"] = "yellow-bellied swab",
    ["cheat"] = "scurvy dog",
    ["traitor"] = "black-hearted dog",
    ["sailor"] = "salt",
    ["crew"] = "mates",

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