Paranoid Postmaster

Do you trust Blizzard’s default "Open All" button? You shouldn't. It recklessly machine-guns requests to the server, ignores item caching delays, and leaves you with absolutely no paper trail of what you just looted.

Paranoid Postmaster is a flawless, methodical mail ledger that safely replaces the default "Open All" function. It meticulously audits, records, and saves every single piece of mail, copper piece, and attachment you receive into a permanent, highly readable database.

If it goes into your bags, it goes into the Black Book.

Features

• The Black Book UI: Type /ledger to open a beautifully native, fully scrollable interface that logs your entire mail history. It tracks the exact timestamp, sender, gold amount, and item attachments (complete with icons and clickable tooltips).
• Read Destroyed Mail: Did you instantly delete a hilarious piece of hate-mail or a lovely lore letter? Paranoid Postmaster saves the physical body text of your mail. Just click the "Read" button next to any entry in the ledger to view the original text on a custom Blizzard stationery popup.
• Auction House Autopsies: Standard AH mail is instantly deleted when you loot it, destroying your transaction data. This addon intercepts the invoice before it vanishes, permanently logging the buyer/seller names, final sale prices, your returned deposits, and the exact cut the Auction House stole from you.
• The Safe "Open All" Loop: Replaces the default button with a hyper-safe, reverse-looping algorithm. It physically waits for the server to cache item data before looting, ensuring absolutely no ghost items or skipped mail.
• Anti-Scam & Full Bag Protection: The automated loop will instantly halt if your inventory is full to prevent space-time collapses. It also completely ignores C.O.D. (Cash on Delivery) mail, ensuring you never accidentally pay 10,000 gold for a piece of Linen Cloth.
• Chat Frame Notification: Adds a sleek, non-intrusive mail icon directly to the top right of your chat frame whenever you have pending mail waiting in the inbox.
• The Burn Notice: A native "Wipe" button (complete with a safety confirmation popup) lets you instantly vaporize your entire recorded history.

Slash Commands

• /ledger or /paranoid - Opens and closes the Black Book.

Note: Paranoid Postmaster only records mail that you open while the addon is active. It cannot retroactively see mail you looted before installing it.