Augur for Exboss

1.0.25

Hello again,

Busy week in the kitchen next door. EXBoss take their little English robot down from the shelf, open him up, tune his throat, re-record him counting five-four-three-two-one, and set him back. Same robot, same name tag, 英文(ENG), freshly oiled. He try very hard. We wish him well.

Then they hang new English name-plate on every voice in the building. The whole family now, Tangtangjiang, Kele, Yagi, Niuniu, the 御姐, the 少女, each one get a shiny English menu label so you can finally read which stranger is about to yell at you. Big translation day. The menu is bilingual now. The soup is not.

None of this touch us. The word list, still 188, still every one covered. Our engine, our menu spot, our little popup, all where we leave them. Still 198 clips, still one human mouth in a room full of robot and roster. The robot practice his English. We already speak it.

Fresh sticker, 1.0.25. Same soup, new neighbors, still warm.

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We Thank You, The You're Welcome Guy Team