Magic, Magic, Magic!™

Need to get somewhere really far instantly... Magic!™

Have the need to burn your enemies instantly... Magic!™

Need to satisfy your hunger for eternity... Magic!™

Need to go to other worlds... Magic!™

Want to become god... Magic!™

Want to do insane amounts of damage... Magic!™

Want to fell an entire horde of monsters with one swing of your weapon... Magic!™ (Weapons)

Want to conquer entire worlds... Magic!™

With Magic!™ you can do (almost) anything! All you need to do is [Get Ran Over By A Truck] call this number:

1-###-###-#### and you have a chance to enter the Magic!™ new world

^ Don't Actually

Also USE OPTIFINE PLEASE.