The Joke Books

The Joke Books - Cursed Enchantments

 Warning: This mod is designed purely for trolling and entertainment. It contains 11 cursed enchantments that will make your survival harder, not easier. Perfect for content creators, prank servers, and players who enjoy suffering!

 Features (11 Cursed Enchantments)

Armor & Movement (Self-Trolling):
• Feather Falling Reversed - Increases fall damage by 50% per level (up to 250%)
• Soap Bubble - Sprinting causes uncontrollable sliding with bubble particles  
• Reverse Jump - Jumping rotates you 180° and launches you backward
• Fragile - Equipment durability drains 2x faster and may shatter completely (disappear forever)

Weapons & Tools (Skill-Trolling):
• Water Arrow - Arrows create a 3x3 water pool at YOUR feet when hitting targets
• Slacking Off - Permanent Mining Fatigue when holding tools (-50% speed)
• Traitor - Tools "get angry" after use, fly out of your hand, and deal 1-3 hearts damage. They may return in 10 seconds... or vanish forever
• Drumstick - Only works on sticks. Plays random note block sounds when hitting enemies (noise maker)

Special (Friend-Trolling):
• Big Luck - Minecarts auto-rush toward the nearest entity (including you) at 2x speed when placed
• Undead Helper - Attacking undead heals them and equips them with full iron armor. Zombies say "Thank you!"
• Bargain Cut - Always 0.5 heart short of killing. After 3 hits, the target "bargain succeeds" and vanishes. Drops are doubled, but half are useless stones

 How to Use:
1. Install Forge 1.20.1 (47.1.10+)
2. Place the mod in your mods folder
3. Enchant your gear (Creative mode or /enchant command)
4. Suffer and enjoy!

 Technical Details:
• Minecraft Version: 1.20.1
• Loader: Forge 47.1.0+
• Side: Client and Server required
• Config: None yet (all enchantments are always enabled)

 Notes:
These enchantments are intentionally unbalanced and designed for entertainment purposes. Do not use in serious survival worlds unless you enjoy pain!

Made by up_weiqumao