Dwellers, something not very new to the Minecraft modding community. However, there's not very many joke dweller mods out there. So I decided to fix that...
THE BASEMENT DWELLER
The Basement Dweller, or should I say dwellers, will watch you thoughout the day. Approaching them will cause them to either disappear to run away (very quickly). You may recive a message "A Basement Dweller is going to touch you" this means a Basement Dweller has turned hostile. They know where you are almost all the time, and are about as fast as a player sprint jumping. They have 669 health, but if you manage to kill one, it will drop a "Scuffed Gun".
SCUFFED GUN
The Scuffed Gun is a powerful weapon, needing ammo. Ammo can be crafted with one copper ingot to get 4 ammo. The gun will shoot out ammo constantly, each dealing 15 damage but can increase with distance.