The Spoon Ghost
It is a mysterious entity carrying nothing but an old metal spoon.
And it only has one purpose…
to hit you with it.
No matter where you go, it will always find you.
It walks slowly… painfully slowly…
but it never stops moving.
Once it reaches you, it will repeatedly smack you with the spoon.
Not hard enough to kill you.
Not hard enough to seriously injure you.
Just enough to make you suffer.
Clang… Clang… Clang…
The sound of the spoon will follow you everywhere.
You will never sleep peacefully again.
You can try to run.
Fly across the world.
Hide beneath the ocean.
Even escape into space.
Eventually, it will appear right behind you…
holding the same spoon.
Many people have tried to destroy it.
They shot it, burned it, blew it apart, sealed it away.
None of it worked.
No one knows whether it is a ghost, a curse, or something far worse.
But everyone who encounters it learns the same thing:
Once you hear the spoon behind you…
it has already found you.

