Warning, this mod has swearing in it, so if you are someone who cares about that, don't continue on. This is my first mod, which im mostly using the test out the waters a bit before I go onto something more ambitious.

PAINTINGS

I have add a total of 7 paintings, 1 that is 3 blocks tall, 1 that is 2x2, 1 that is 1x2, 1x3, and 3 that are a single block.

FOOD

I have added a singular food Item in the form of Beer. Beer is an item dropped by one of the new mobs, Homer Head. Upon consumption, it will restore 2 points of hunger, and give the player swiftness V and Nausea for a duration.

WEAPONS

The first weapon is technically a block, a landmine if you will. When stepped upon, it will explode dealing great damage to all but the environment, like it was in water. To craft, use 2 iron ingots with tnt in the middle of the two.
The Monitor is a weapon that behaves like a bow, however takes a specific ammo type to fire. To craft, use 7 Iron Ingots, 1 redstone, and 1 amethyst shard in any way in a crafting table.
Jerma is the ammo type needed to use the Monitor. It lights its enemys on fire on hit, and explodes weakly. If it hits a block, it does a much more powerful explosion. To craft, you need 1 flint, 1 leather, and 1 spider eye.
The Blood Hammer is a powerful weapon that's ability will be added soon. Currently its a normal weapon that has a pitiful swing speed but does 10 damage to others. To craft you need 2 redstone blocks, 1 nether star, and 2 crimsons stems in the form of a hammer.

MOBS

The Homer head is an arthropod neutral mob that wonders about the world spawning at night. It only attacks you when you attack it or one of the many in its pack. They are dastardly quick, and are holders of the beer item. The reason to even go after these mobs for some really good early trades with villagers.
The Small Jerk isn't technically hostile, but what they do might as well make them such. They spawn as a normal creature, and when they detect a bed they will go straight for it and destroy it at all costs. It will even open normal doors just to get to a bed, so make extra care of your bed.
The Peter Missile is a mob that has a low chance of spawning at night, but when it does be on the lookout. They float around the sky and will glide towards you when in range. The only warning you can get from them is the unmistakable Peter Griffin Laugh right before they touch you and explode, so always have eyes behind you.

OTHERS

The summon button is a tool to bring to life an iron golem anywhere you go. Just hit right click with it out, and you will have an extra helper in any altercation. This is single use, so there is no recalling the golem after the fact. To craft, use 7 iron blocks, 1 mangrove button, and 1 redstone torch.
Low quality Heartbreak Heartbreak is a new music disc, craftable by using up a full set of netherite armor, a dragon egg, and 4 ghast tears. Don't craft it, its truly not worth it, spawn it in or something.

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