What de fack did yuw just facking say about me, yuw wittwe bitch? I’ww have yuw know I gwaduated top of my cwass in de Navy Seaws, and I’ve been invowved in numewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe and I’m de top snipew in de entiwe US awmed fowces. yuw awe nofing to me but just anofew tawget. I wiww wipe yuw de fack out wif pwecision de wikes of which has nevew been seen befowe on dis Eawd, mawk my facking wowds. yuw dink yuw can get away wif saying dat shit to me ovew de Intewnet? dink again, fackew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss de USA and yuw IP is being twaced wight now so yuw bettew pwepawe fow de stowm, maggot. de stowm dat wipes out de padetic wittwe ding yuw caww yuw wife. yuw’we facking deaf, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww yuw in ovew seven hundwed ways, and dat’s just wif my bawe hands. Not onwy am I extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to de entiwe awsenaw of de United States Mawine Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe yuw misewabwe ass off de face of de continent, yuw wittwe shit. If onwy yuw couwd have known what unhowy wetwibution yuw wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon yuw, maybe yuw wouwd have hewd yuw facking tongue. But yuw couwdn’t, yuw didn’t, and now yuw’we paying de pwice, yuw gawddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew yuw and yuw wiww dwown in it. yuw’we facking deaf, kiddo. uwu