❓ WHAT EVEN IS THIS?

Methane™ is a next-generation, state-of-the-art, cutting-edge, buzzword-compliant performance mod for Minecraft.

Built using:

Methane redefines what “performance” means.

🚀 WHAT DOES METHANE DO?

Methane dramatically improves your Minecraft experience by ensuring that lag never happens again.

“How?” you ask.

Simple.

Minecraft can’t lag if it isn’t running.

Read that again.

Let it sink in.

This is not a bug.
This is not an oversight.
This is design.

Traditional performance mods try to:

Methane rejects this flawed approach.

Instead, Methane:

Perfect performance.

Benchmarks don’t lie:

These are working as intended.

Methane is compatible with:

If another mod conflicts, Methane will resolve the conflict by ending the process.

Q: My game crashes immediately. Is this normal?
A: Yes. Congratulations. Optimal performance achieved.

Q: Can I disable this behavior?
A: No.

Q: My world is corrupted.
A: It would’ve lagged anyway.

Q: Will there be updates?
A: The mod has already reached its final form.

Q: Why is it called Methane?
A: It’s gas-based optimization. Science.

This mod will:

If you are still reading this and plan to install Methane:

You are ready.