Humorous Suggestions

(NOTE: If you want to fight The Leader of All Obungas, don't use the spawn egg because it won't work properly. Use the Speed Obunga Block instead.)

Added the Lorax boss

 - Spawns after you break 64 logs

 - Has shotgun

 - Drops the Thneed (Helmet item) +30 Armor

Eating pork now kills you

Added a sun laser which periodically can strike the player and give them the skin cancer effect

Added USA Flag item

Added Fridge storage

 - Has to be redstone powered to use

Added Bitcoin Miners

 - Randomly creates Bitcoin items when redstone powered

Custom food items can now be cooked on campfire

Added Hamburger (craftable) Cheeseburger (Craftable) Big Mac (Found in McDonalds) and Whopper (Shrek gives it to you)

 - Crafting them together makes an Everyburger that spawns the Big Mac Demon Cow boss

 - Big Mac Demon Cow drops demon cow leather that gives you speed 9

Added version number to title screen

You now have the option to fight or marry shrek. Marrying shrek the first time gives you Shrek's Ring, which gives you strength 4 if it's in your inventory, and the second time he will give you a whopper. (only way to get funny whopper whopper jr double triple whopper)

Added Donald Trump, Obama, and Joe Biden ores, which come with tools and armor in their likeness

Obamametal Shredders are now different

 - Have to be redstone powered to damage entities

 - There's a gui now, certain entities will produce a raw obamium nugget, but most will make an obamium mush item

Monkey temples now have monkey guards, which drop new Obamanana items, and a Monkey King inside

 - Monkey Kings drop a new Obamametal block, the obamametal compressor, which turns 3 raw obamium nuggets and 3 obamananas into a shiny obamium nugget

Eating a banana now gives you the monkey effect, which displays a stock image banana and gives you extra speed 3 and jump boost 3

Added nestle water bottle, made with a water bottle and 8 emeralds

Someone said everything wrong with america, so I added a gui for it all, which is dropped by Tax Collectors. It includes:

 - Buying gas menu

 - Banking menu

 - Generate school menu

 - And spawning a liberal, conservative, joe biden, and donald trump entities

 - Inside the school is a new boss, which is spawned by finding the final school poster at the top, and right clicking a devious lick on it.

 - Devious lick items are made with every other part of the menu

Added rubber, glue (edible), and latex

Added underwater tnt

Added BALLER which is spawned from the baller block. Defeating him only using a Rickroll Sword will give you a Baller Ball item, which gives you the balling effect. (If your hp is above 0 and below 5, it will be set to 5)

Added a god npc which strikes you with a mushroom man that attacks you with instantly killing chicken walls (Sorry this is unobtainable I forgot to make it in time for the mod jam)

 - Drops the old fart item, which explodes in your hand

Added a Funny Liquids Mod section, which contains 9 new liquids Bonnieto made, and they each do different things

Added Queen Zuma to the furry dimension, who requests you to to multiple things

 - Gives you the Porsha Crystal Headwear +100 Armor

Added the Normal Ending and the Good Ending

 - Normal ending has you fight lil nas x in the end dimension

 - Good ending has you fight the leader of all obungas!!!

FIXED BUG AAAAH SILLY AHH

 - Furry entities don't spawn

 - I think the PurpleShiny entity was broken but I fixed something and now it works???

 -  Beautiful Creatures should've exploded when they died, but they never did, so I fixed that and now they do (uh oh)