🏴‍☠️ CAP'N CLARK'S OTTOMAN EMPIRE
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▎ "Welcome aboard, new crew member. And the only thing you'll be wanting… is more space."
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▎ Every once in a while — about every 25 minutes — a furniture commercial you never asked for takes over your screen. Cap'n Clark, smiling at his ship's wheel. Lowest prices in the valley. Then the ad starts to skip. It repeats. It corrupts. The whole world glitches for a second… and goes quiet.
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▎ Then the sky turns black, and something reassembles itself out in the dark.
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▎ What makes him different
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▎ Unlike almost every Minecraft horror mob, Clark isn't made of blocks. He's a fully smooth, realistically-rigged monster rendered through a custom model pipeline — a 7-block-tall thing that does not belong in this world, and knows it.
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▎ Features
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▎ - 📺 The fake ad — the real Cap'n Clark commercial plays full-screen, then glitches out in front of you. You can't look away.
▎ - 🌑 The summon sequence — ad → corruption → world glitch → dead-silent calm → the sky goes dark → he rises.
▎ - 🏃 The hunt — booming footsteps, monstrous screams, and he tears through logs, leaves, and doors so you can't wall him out.
▎ - 🕳️ He crawls — too tall to fit? He drops to the floor and squeezes through 2×2 gaps and doorways after you.
▎ - 👊 One punch, 7 hearts — and if it would kill you, he jumpscares you with his face before you die.
▎ - 🦿 His one weakness — you can't hurt him head-on. Knock out his peg leg (4 solid hits) and he topples, stuck crawling — then go for the head.
▎ - ⏱️ Survive 3 minutes and he leaves… until next time.
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▎ ⚠️ Warning
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▎ This mod contains loud audio, sudden jumpscares, and flashing/glitch visuals. Not recommended if you're sensitive to flashing lights.
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▎ Requirements
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▎ - Minecraft 1.20.1
▎ - Fabric Loader
▎ - Fabric API
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▎ How to use
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▎ He arrives on his own every ~25 minutes. To summon him yourself: /clark summon (full sequence), /clark spawn (skip to the chase), /clark stop.

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