Description
welcome to glorp, the modpack where everything is smoother than sandpaper dipped in yogurt.
no blocks
no items
only glorp
🌪️ WORLDGEN: HHRRNNNGBBLBLBL
the world is
fwip
fwop
fwAAAHHH
half the terrain is diagonal
the other half is vertical sideways
the third half is missing
you spawn inside a shape that goes mmmmmmhhhpf
🐠 MOBS: BRRRP CREATURES OF THE SPLORP
• blib – makes noise
• blub – also noise
• bloob – louder noise
• the one that goes GRAHHHHHHH
• sentient mayonnaise (hostile)
• ??? (unknown. forbidden. sweaty)
none of them walk
all of them schlorp
⚙️ TECH: NO MORE NO LESS JUST AAAAAAAAA
craft the honk
place the unk
use the bunk
fear the splunk
machines include:
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whrrrRRRRRRRk machine
-
the thing that goes “no”
-
a box with emotions
-
the anti-having-fun generator
it powers off when you smile
✨ MAGIC: SKRGRRGRGRGRGRGRR
cast:
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plip
-
plop
-
ploop
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plorp
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PLORP!!! (dangerous)
one spell turns you into a warm idea
another makes your socks betray you
🧱 BLOCKS: MMFFFF
blocks:
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squish
-
double squish
-
mega squish
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the block that vibrates threateningly
-
floor??? maybe???
-
one flavor of block that smells like Tuesday
place them wrong
place them right
same result: blurf
📜 LORE: WRITTEN IN PURE STATIC
the ancient prophecy states:
“gkljsdfgksjdflgkjfg
blorf the blarf
when glob is glob
then glib is glab
schlabbadoobadoo
end transmission”
historians quit
🎯 OBJECTIVE: NO
your quest is:
not
never
negative one
you win by losing
you lose by existing
you exist by accident
welcome to glorp
leave immediately