Description
If you like fun things, stupid things, or broken things, then this mod if for you!
This mod aims to provide the dumbest tools, weapons, and other things that nobody asks for, such as a Diamond Sword that you hold by the blade and attack with the handle, or a Flint and Steel that sets the user on fire. Use these nonsensical tools troll others, make yourself look like a fool, become the most overpowered prankster around, or whatever you feel like doing with them.
Endless amounts of fun await you! So what are you waiting for?
Features and what they do (listed by date of creation):
- Backwards Diamond Sword - Damages the user as they hold it
- Diamond Pickaxe with no head - A Diamond Pickaxe with no head, new, rare, current bid: $31.00
- no Diamond Pickaxe with head - The head of a Diamond Pickaxe, very rare, current bid: $0.69
- no Diamond Pickaxe with no head - There is no Diamond Pickaxe, super rare, pre-owned, current bid: $29.00
- Steel and Flint - Lights the user on fire
- Slappin' Hand - Literally slaps the fire (and all potion effects) out of anyone it hits. It also makes a funny sound
- Hammer of Probability - Deals between 3 and 9 damage every hit along with a random negative potion effect. Also has the chance to strike lightning or cause an explosion
- Lucky Penny - Right click to "flip" the coin. Heads gives you 10 rows of absorption, tails kills you instantly
- Duck Gun - It's a duck! It's a gun! It's Both! Uses bread as ammo
- Bucket without a bottom - What good is a bucket if the bottom has been cut out?
- TNT Sword - Causes an explosion whenever it hits someone. A big one. Probably big enough to kill you too
- Crease's Puffs - Eat em up, eat em up, eat em up! Combine it will Milk and 4 bowls (or 3 planks) to get 4 bowls of the stuff. Each bowl gets rid of all potion effects and gives a small regeneration effect (like a mushroom stew / milk combo)
- Noodle Sword - The wimpiest Iron Sword ever conceived... if you ignore the 1% chance to do 9999 damage
- Blorfstone - An orange glowing rock that kills you when you touch it (I know it's technically not an item, but it's stupid enough to be included). Will you find it in a cave? I don't know, it's random!
- Got 'em Hand - "Looks like you're going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo!"
- Existentialistic Pickaxe - The pickaxe wishes to not exist. It thrashes at it's own boundries of realism. No mortal would be foolish enough to wield such an ungodly item. Just holding it in your hands calls upon the wrath of the heavens. Side effects of using this pickaxe may include: nausea, explosions, dimension jumps, levetation, ignition, Wither summoning, inventory clearing, and minor back pains.
Use JEI to find the recipies.
Comment any bugs or suggestions here.
Stupid Weapons, Tools, and Items was made using MCreator